Where's Mel when you need him?

So, I guess the internet has no pictures whatsoever of Mel Gibson in crazy sunglasses.  Is that possible.  This is the best we can do, on the Kentucky Colonel theme:

It's pretty weak though.  He looks more like the bad guy from the Wild Wild West remake with Will Smith.  This is really the only one you can do:

And Saddam does look vaguely like Muammar, so transitively...

Do we dare take on... Nightrider?  KIIIITTTTT!!!!

Wait, with all the makeup, could Gaddafi actually be Gene Simmons of Kiss?

Also, more on Hannibal:

Where is this guy's facebook page?  Also, he somehow managed to achieve the enviable and Euro-dubious position of "first consultant to the Management Committee of the General National Maritime Transport Company of Libya" after completing a "chief officer and Master Mariner qualification from the Arab Maritime Academy for Science, Technology and Maritime Transport in Alexandria" according to Wikipedia.

I was gonna do that but I didn't get in.

Also, the Beyonce thing has to be mentioned:

http://www.mofopolitics.com/2010/01/05/video-beyonce-new-years-eve-with-hannibal-gaddafi/