Ah, and the inexhaustible comic material continues to flow in...

Antique rifle found after police raid Charlie Sheen's home

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/mar/11/antique-rifle-police-charlie-sheen

or....

Charlie Sheen Reacts to Police Raid: “It Wasn’t Even My Machete”

http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/03/charlie-sheen-reacts-to-police-raid-it-wasnt-even-my-machete/

Get on board people:

50 Cent to donate Gaddafi money to UNICEF

http://www.digitalspy.com/music/news/a308457/50-cent-to-donate-gaddafi-money-to-unicef.html

Go to http://www.gaddafichivalry.com.

UPDATE1-S.Africa orders freeze on Gaddafi's assets

http://af.reuters.com/article/southAfricaNews/idAFLDE72A0TI20110311

Well, that only took like, what, six weeks?  Do you suppose they did a "last call"?  Gaddafi was like, "Okay, I'll take 2 billion in diamonds, 1 billion in AK-47's and French land mines, and a dozen tulips... and then just close me out, last name is Gaddafi, with a Q or a G or something.  You know what, it may be under Hannibal Knowles, check that."

Ah, South Africa, Libya, International Women's Day, and Apartheid Week: how I could tie together a biting narrative of hypocrisy, the hijacking of the term liberal, and false syllogisms feeding pseudo-intellectual opinions chalked with more logical ellipses than a Klein bottle.  But then that would just be me making fun of my friends (oh and anyone from Europe), and that's hardly the point here.