The question is have we been too rough on Hannibal?

Maybe.  Behold the Hollyside of the family, Saadi.

I know it's cheap, but he's pretty dirty huh.

Ah, and the inexhaustible comic material continues to flow in...

Antique rifle found after police raid Charlie Sheen's home

http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2011/mar/11/antique-rifle-police-charlie-sheen

or....

Charlie Sheen Reacts to Police Raid: “It Wasn’t Even My Machete”

http://www.okmagazine.com/2011/03/charlie-sheen-reacts-to-police-raid-it-wasnt-even-my-machete/

Get on board people:

50 Cent to donate Gaddafi money to UNICEF

http://www.digitalspy.com/music/news/a308457/50-cent-to-donate-gaddafi-money-to-unicef.html

Go to http://www.gaddafichivalry.com.

UPDATE1-S.Africa orders freeze on Gaddafi's assets

http://af.reuters.com/article/southAfricaNews/idAFLDE72A0TI20110311

Well, that only took like, what, six weeks?  Do you suppose they did a "last call"?  Gaddafi was like, "Okay, I'll take 2 billion in diamonds, 1 billion in AK-47's and French land mines, and a dozen tulips... and then just close me out, last name is Gaddafi, with a Q or a G or something.  You know what, it may be under Hannibal Knowles, check that."

Ah, South Africa, Libya, International Women's Day, and Apartheid Week: how I could tie together a biting narrative of hypocrisy, the hijacking of the term liberal, and false syllogisms feeding pseudo-intellectual opinions chalked with more logical ellipses than a Klein bottle.  But then that would just be me making fun of my friends (oh and anyone from Europe), and that's hardly the point here.

Touche Funny or Die.

Blossom

Gaddafi Jackson Connection

This just in:

Fail Gaddafi.  MJ's got a baby tiger.  Are you worthy of the tiger blood?

... which of course in German means: A Whale's Vagina

In addition to how he's going to explain this one to his children from what will no doubt be a videotaped last will and testament, the collective unconscious also wonders who will be the talented Internet superstar that remixes "I'm On A Boat" into "I'm In A Tent".

Beyonce vs Bree. I just don't know.

"I chipped one of my warlock fangs on a great white shark I had to murder. Pissed me off and like an ass I took it out on her."

"A drunken Gaddafi was spotted leering at Jay-Z's wife all night, as she pranced around half naked in a revealing leotard and stiletto heels."

This is clearly a Gaddafi-Sheen cock-off.

America, you decide: